A Potentially Tasteless Joke 2004-03-10, 1:22 p.m.
Texas Mating Spiders
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected
on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and
stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat and said,
"Well, it might be okay in California, Vermont, and New York, but we're not
having any of that shit in Texas!�
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